I wake up in the middle of the night, asshole filled with shit. The hard piece of poop is yearning to come out of my ass, poking through the small gape of my big bottom. I talk dirty to you as I show off and tease you, spreading my ass to reveal my sexy filled hole--8230-. I push it out slowly, holding it, trying to pull the turd in and out, and then pushing it out! After the first HUGE piece breaks and falls, I let out the piss that was stuck inside me. It is dark yellow, and it feels amazing to finally empty my bladder. I let out the rest of the giant hard log that has been sitting inside my asshole for days. I then happily wrap up the big, hard shit and ship it to your house!